its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
it was like eating out sand paper
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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