her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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