Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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