i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize