I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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