I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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