it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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