In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dick very happy bro
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
