In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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