Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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