Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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