WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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