my vag is so smooth its legendary
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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