Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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