i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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