Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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