I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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