Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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