I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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