thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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