i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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