he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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