you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
