your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was born a porn star she said
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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