i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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