I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
