Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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