Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I am mentally ready for anal.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
