it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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