quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
All I want is dick and wine.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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