Do vagina's smell?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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