Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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