We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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