her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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