I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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