I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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