is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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