Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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