Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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