like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just cropdusted the office
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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