There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
There are leaves in my underwear?
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