turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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