Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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