the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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