we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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