Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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