So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Randomize
