So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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