I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
they call him Oral-B. enough said
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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