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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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