why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
