So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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