Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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