Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think people are normalizing furries
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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